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Chores. Some want to do them, some don't. The problem is that the people who WANT to do chores always insist that the people who DON'T want to do them should also want to do them. I'd rather lay on a beach than do chores myself, but I've always been an individualist. Here's today's card.

From My Newsletter, October 30, 2019

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Shea is beginning to think that stealing the world's most famous skull wasn't the best way to launch his career in cat burglary...

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