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Excuses ecard: The fact that you even want me to do chores around the house reveals a chilling lack of empathy. Ecard image showing: The fact that you even want me to do chores around the house reveals a chilling lack of empathy.

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I´m sitting on a patio beneath a trellis crawling with lazy grape vines. To my left is a patchwork hill of olive trees and in front of me is a swimming pool. Someone just asked me to help sweep something or clean. I don´t know. I wasn´t listening. I just mention it to reveal how unrealistic people can be when it comes to human psychology. Especially mine.
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Published on 7 Jul 2012

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I´m sitting on a patio beneath a trellis crawling with lazy grape vines. To my left is a patchwork hill of olive trees and in front of me is a swimming pool. Someone just asked me to help sweep something or clean. I don´t know. I wasn´t listening. I just mention it to reveal how unrealistic people can be when it comes to human psychology. Especially mine.

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The fact that you even want me to do chores around the house reveals a chilling lack of empathy.

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