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Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry you thought this was going to be a sincere apology when all this was ever destined to be was a nice picture of an aardvark. — about this card: disappointment | Sometimes I coordinate workplace behavioral studies. For instance, it is possible to stimulate the amygdala, or the ‘panic’ center of the brain, merely by setting ordinary office equipment on fire. I then write copious notes on how my co-workers react. Because that’s how much I want to be a scientist. This apology card should be sent after the firemen turn off the automatic sprinkler system.

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St Patricks's Day Ecard with text: Let's celebrate St Patricks Day by dividing into two teams along arbitrary religious lines and then beating each other senseless.

Apology Ecard with text: Im sorry that we argued and that you lost that argument, but in my defense, I wasnt trying very hard to win.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you got angry at me when I contradicted your hallucinated version of reality.

Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply and sincerely sorry that you thought you could beat me in an argument.

Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply sorry that we argued and feel that the whole misunderstanding could have been avoided if you had more immediately accepted the rightness of my views.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?