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Zombie Ecard with text: Remember, never mistake a horde or shoppers with a sudden outbreak of zombies. the authorities will not understand.
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about this card: make sure | On Wednesdays I typically post an older card, and then get to work setting up Zombie Preparedness Drills. Drive over to the cemetery at 4am with a shovel and now you’ve got the day’s props. Next it’s a matter of arranging bodies where people don’t expect to see them. Like kindergartens. Sure the parents throw fits but for me civic duty comes first.
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