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Zombie Ecard with text: A zombie apocalypse can get pretty lonely. But no matter how alone, how bored, how curious, don't even think about it.
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about this card: loneliness | Zombies - a fad that just won’t die (bada-ba-ching!). Are zombies just a metaphor for consumer culture? Or do they symbolize the unshakable unease of post-modernity? Are we simply fated to wake up one day and find ourselves fighting for our lives? Or will it only ‘seem’ that way to the infected? Hell, don’t ask me, I’ve got my own demons and today’s card is a reminder of the fact…
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