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Valentines ecard: Happy valentines day. This is a picture of an earwig. I am the best. Ecard image showing: Happy valentines day. This is a picture of an earwig. I am the best.

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On Wednesdays I post an older card then I change the world. I believe we can all change the world, we just need love in our hearts. And seven billion dollars for research and development, and a basement full of kidnapped MIT kids to assemble the first batch of self-replicating robot slave spiders. Changing the world also requires pragmatism.
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Published on 14 Feb 2013

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