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Valentines ecard: Here is your Valentines Day card. NOW can you make me a sandwich? Ecard image showing: Here is your Valentines Day card. NOW can you make me a sandwich?

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‘Gentlemen, bad news: Valentines Day is gonna happen any second now. Ladies, yay, you’re about to receive a lot of Hallmark nonsense and a bunch of chocolate that you know in your heart is going to go straight to your hips. Puppies? For you, nothing changes, you’re still the best things on the planet and I wish there were more of you.’
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Published on 7 Feb 2013

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'Gentlemen, bad news: Valentines Day is gonna happen any second now. Ladies, yay, you're about to receive a lot of Hallmark nonsense and a bunch of chocolate that you know in your heart is going to go straight to your hips. Puppies? For you, nothing changes, you're still the best things on the planet and I wish there were more of you.'

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