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Jewish Ecard with text: 'Happy Rosh Hashanah Day. Even though I have a different religion from you I once tried a plate of Rosh Hashanah in an Indian restuarant and though it was very spicy I'd have it again. Tolerance means being open to everything.' — about this card: tasting tolerance | As you know today is Rosh Hashanah, a famous Jewish holiday. I have a Jewish friend (hi Andy) but then, I’m a cosmopolitan guy who almost smoked a Dutch cigarillo once. It’s important to have diverse, multicultural friends whose belief systems you can wear down over time. One day Andy will worship the alien lizard god. I’m very patient.

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Workplace Ecard with text: At least 45 percent of my unwritten job description is the concealment of exasperation.

Jewish Ecard with text: I think Jesus will forgive you for being Jewish. Some of his best friends were Jewish.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I'm not saying that you eat spiders. I'm saying that we don't see spiders when you're around and that you rarely seem to be hungry, and it that it might be possible to exrapolate from this.

Dark Humor Ecard with text: Nothing brings forth the thrill of the hunt quite like opening the door to Jehovah's Witnesses.

Workplace Ecard with text: Well I am glad that they hired you. Even if it was only to prove that they are an equal opportunities employer.

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