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Jewish Ecard with text: 'Happy Rosh Hashanah Day. Even though I have a different religion from you I once tried a plate of Rosh Hashanah in an Indian restuarant and though it was very spicy I'd have it again. Tolerance means being open to everything.'
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about this card: tasting tolerance | As you know today is Rosh Hashanah, a famous Jewish holiday. I have a Jewish friend (hi Andy) but then, I’m a cosmopolitan guy who almost smoked a Dutch cigarillo once. It’s important to have diverse, multicultural friends whose belief systems you can wear down over time. One day Andy will worship the alien lizard god. I’m very patient.
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