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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I'm not saying that you eat spiders. I'm saying that we don't see spiders when you're around and that you rarely seem to be hungry, and it that it might be possible to exrapolate from this.
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about this card: extrapolation | You all know that I hate to boast but the fact is that I’m really good at logic. The only thing that stops me from writing a book called ‘How To Defeat Everybody With Logic’ is the worrying fact that I still occasionally see zebras following me around that nobody else can see. And Katie Couric would ask me about it during the interview and I’d have no response. Plus I’m also in love with Katie Couric.
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