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Jewish Ecard with text: I think Jesus will forgive you for being Jewish. Some of his best friends were Jewish.
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about this card: jesus forgives | We’ve been talking a lot about Christmas here lately but let’s not forget that Jews also have a Christmas celebration (called Kawanza) that happens sometime between November and February I think. I read that jewish priests ordained it as a sin for Jews to exchange presents, but I’m sure no one will get in trouble if they just send Jewish wrongcards instead.
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Christmas Ecard with text: One thing that really sucked about Jesus life was having to get his birthday presents AND Christmas presents on the same day each year.
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Passover Ecard with text: Passover is the only part of the year in which you are allowed to throw buckets of lamb's blood at people's front doors without them accusing you of being a sociopath.
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Hanukkah Ecard with text: merry hanukkah. may the Jewish santa bring you lots of amazing stuff! woot!
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Christmas Ecard with text: The best way to have a Merry Christmas is to not focus on the fact that paternity tests didn't exist 2000 years ago. (Picture of Joseph with a cloud over his head next to Mary holding a baby.)
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St. Patrick's Day Ecard with text: Let's celebrate St Patricks Day by dividing into two teams along arbitrary religious lines and then beating each other senseless.
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