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Olympics Ecard with text: Finally, people who can only lift heavy objects get to have their day. — about this card: weight-lifting | Before the complete breakdown in communication between Wrongcards and the International Olympic Committee (around the time our cards went from being the ‘official’ to ‘unofficial’ cards of the Games) we had the idea to make cards explaining each Event. The IOC didn’t like it, of course, partisan and revisionist organization that they are…

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