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Political Satire ecard: Maybe I wouldn't have been infected with a woke mind virus if more people had worn masks. Ecard image showing: Maybe I wouldn't have been infected with a woke mind virus if more people had worn masks.

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My recent diagnosis (turns out I have a mind virus) was a bit of a surprise. I’d just been saying something like, ‘wouldn’t it be nice if everybody felt equal’, and wham! Apparently mind viruses are everwhere now. Good news is Elon is working on a brain implant, so I’m not too worried.
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Published on 21 Feb 2023

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woke mind virus

My recent diagnosis (turns out I have a mind virus) was a bit of a surprise. I'd just been saying something like, 'wouldn't it be nice if everybody felt equal', and wham! Apparently mind viruses are everwhere now. Good news is Elon is working on a brain implant, so I'm not too worried.

tags:woke, wokeness, mind virus, maga, politics, political correctness, antimaskers, antimask, elon

Maybe I wouldn't have been infected with a woke mind virus if more people had worn masks.

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