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Thinking of You Ecards

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I'm sorry that I find it easier to spend time at Lifehacker than to actually be productive.

internet productivity

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I like to think that people would appreciate us much more if they smoked cigarettes made from pencil shavings.

pencil shaving

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I would like to try some weird stuff but I dont want you to worry. Or even feel obliged to be conscious. Whatever works for you is fine.

whatever works

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: One easy way to 'blend in' is to never be overheard speculating about what the hell it is that the squirrels are secretly up to.

squirrel conformity

People, January 21 is National Squirrel Appreciation Day in North America. Squirrels are going about under-appreciated, and it's a crying shame. I was twenty-four when I saw my first squirrel and never since that day have I been completely oblivious to them. Let us join together in support, and paranoia, of squirrels.

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am sorry that total strangers on the internet do not envy or appreciate your knowledge of internet memes and Tarantino movies.

internet memes

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I want you to know that Im cool with you being secretly gay and everything. (These rainbow colors symbolize my tolerance of you)

secretly gay

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: The Tobacco Industry makes billions of dollars per year trafficking in addiction, sickness, premature death, and it would be immoral for me to give them any money. And so in a way it is my social conscience that forces me to bum them from you.

needing cigarette

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I have my own religion and in that religion all pandas secretly hate you.

all pandas

On Wednesdays I like to post a link to an older card and then spend the rest of my day campaigning for religious tolerance, particularly for all religions that correctly agree with my own views, unlike those other heretic religions that I hate and would burn to the ground if the law wasn't so restrictive.

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: If you actually cared about me you would be here making me a cup of tea but you are not and this is why I think you suck at relationships.

making tea

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I'm not saying you have bad taste in music because I am your friend and friends don't say things like that. Even when it's right. Even when it's wrong. Because then it's just some kind of great, insidious insect burrowing deep into the aching grey pulp of their brains, they say nothing. And it completely sucks.

friends say

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