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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I have my own religion and in that religion all pandas secretly hate you.
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about this card: all pandas | On Wednesdays I like to post a link to an older card and then spend the rest of my day campaigning for religious tolerance, particularly for all religions that correctly agree with my own views, unlike those other heretic religions that I hate and would burn to the ground if the law wasn’t so restrictive.
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