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Thinking of You Ecard with text: One easy way to 'blend in' is to never be overheard speculating about what the hell it is that the squirrels are secretly up to.
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about this card: squirrel conformity | People, January 21 is National Squirrel Appreciation Day in North America. Squirrels are going about under-appreciated, and it’s a crying shame. I was twenty-four when I saw my first squirrel and never since that day have I been completely oblivious to them. Let us join together in support, and paranoia, of squirrels.
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