Inspirational Ecards
stealing helicopters
On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day working as a volunteer at a telemarketing company. I'm surreptitiously turning the place into a preemptive suicide hot-line. Everyone I call is pretty confused, of course, but I guess I just believe in changing institutions from within.
seven ninjas
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free lunch
The strange thing about food is, you don't have to pay for it. If you can run faster than someone who is overweight, then you can snatch up their meal and be four blocks away before they're out of their chair. You'll be getting in some cardio, and they'll also be skipping a meal. Follow me for more tips on living a healthy life.