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Inspirational Ecards

Inspirational Ecard with text: Many live their lives forgetting that each day is precious. This is why I'm doing society a favor when I make random bomb threats.

teaching appreciation

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Inspirational Ecard with text: People would not suffer from depression if they knew how to steal helicopters.

stealing helicopters

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day working as a volunteer at a telemarketing company. I'm surreptitiously turning the place into a preemptive suicide hot-line. Everyone I call is pretty confused, of course, but I guess I just believe in changing institutions from within.

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Inspirational Ecard with text: I believe strongly in the power of positive thinking as an effective strategy for societal change.I just think that arson also works and is both efficient and incontrovertible.

positive thinking

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Inspirational Ecard with text: 'Hey kids - are you itching to get back at bourgeois status quo? Dont forget: arson isnt just a fun pass-time, it can also be a tool of political dissent. Remember: if they lied about Santa, take a wild guess about your upward mobility.'

arson and dissent

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Inspirational Ecard with text: kids, kill a clown. its waaaay more awesome than drugs.

its never too late

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Inspirational Ecard with text: there are seven (7) ninjas hiding in this picture. but you can't see them - because they're ninjas.

seven ninjas

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Inspirational Ecard with text: when all else fails, just go into denial. it's what everyone else does.

when all else fails

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Inspirational Ecard with text: nobody can ever know that we are goddamned ninjas

goddamned ninjas

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Inspirational Ecard with text: god grant us the strength to punish the self-righteous

grant us strength

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Inspirational Ecard with text: they say there is no such thing as a free lunch. it just goes to show how some people have no idea how to steal things.

free lunch

The strange thing about food is, you don't have to pay for it. If you can run faster than someone who is overweight, then you can snatch up their meal and be four blocks away before they're out of their chair. You'll be getting in some cardio, and they'll also be skipping a meal. Follow me for more tips on living a healthy life.

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