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Inspirational Ecard with text: People would not suffer from depression if they knew how to steal helicopters.
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about this card: stealing helicopters | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day working as a volunteer at a telemarketing company. I’m surreptitiously turning the place into a preemptive suicide hot-line. Everyone I call is pretty confused, of course, but I guess I just believe in changing institutions from within.
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