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Inspirational Ecard with text: People would not suffer from depression if they knew how to steal helicopters. — about this card: stealing helicopters | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day working as a volunteer at a telemarketing company. I’m surreptitiously turning the place into a preemptive suicide hot-line. Everyone I call is pretty confused, of course, but I guess I just believe in changing institutions from within.

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CheerUp Ecard with text: Sorry to hear you've been feeling depressed. My advice is to be happy. Like me.

WTF Ecard with text: The fact that elephants are expected never to forget anything can make impending anniversaries for male elephants profoundly stressful, and been shown to lead to anxiety, depression and drug use. This elephant (pictured) is addicted to tranquilizers.

Inspirational Ecard with text: You have no reason to be unhappy. Here are half a dozen better reasons to be unhappy.

Christmas Ecard with text: 'Merry Christmas, and always remember: you can celebrate Christmas all year round if you know how to shoplift.'

CheerUp Ecard with text: I am sorry you are depressed and hope it is a rational depression arising from feelings of helplessness and futility about the world's burgeoning ecological problems and not because you have silly hair.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?