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Inspirational ecard: People would not suffer from depression if they knew how to steal helicopters. Ecard image showing: People would not suffer from depression if they knew how to steal helicopters.

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On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day working as a volunteer at a telemarketing company. I’m surreptitiously turning the place into a preemptive suicide hot-line. Everyone I call is pretty confused, of course, but I guess I just believe in changing institutions from within.
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Published on 1 May 2009

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stealing helicopters

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day working as a volunteer at a telemarketing company. I'm surreptitiously turning the place into a preemptive suicide hot-line. Everyone I call is pretty confused, of course, but I guess I just believe in changing institutions from within.

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People would not suffer from depression if they knew how to steal helicopters.

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