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Inspirational Ecard with text: I believe strongly in the power of positive thinking as an effective strategy for societal change.I just think that arson also works and is both efficient and incontrovertible.

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TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and nobody's desk mysteriously caught fire.

Mother's Day Ecard with text: Happy Mothers Day. There is no greater proof of my affection for you than the fact that I never set fire to a rival sibling, no matter how funny it would have been.

Baby Shower Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Let's get this out of the way now: I will not be interested in hearing about your child until it grows into something more interesting. Like an arsonist.

Workplace Ecard with text: Im always right but no one ever listens but i don't care and basically they should all burn.

Inspirational Ecard with text: 'Hey kids - are you itching to get back at bourgeois status quo? Dont forget: arson isnt just a fun pass-time, it can also be a tool of political dissent. Remember: if they lied about Santa, take a wild guess about your upward mobility.'

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I've been revisiting some of my older cards. Some of them are inexplicable.

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Some games of cricket can last for weeks. In fact, I think that's one of the reasons I moved to America.

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The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

Strange Passage, Part Two

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

Strange Passage, Part Two

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

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I tell you, it really makes a man think.

Strange Passage, Part One

I tell you, it really makes a man think.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?