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Ecard text: I believe strongly in the power of positive thinking as an effective strategy for societal change.I just think that arson also works and is both efficient and incontrovertible.
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Ecard text: Im always right but no one ever listens but i don't care and basically they should all burn.
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Ecard text: 'Hey kids - are you itching to get back at bourgeois status quo? Dont forget: arson isnt just a fun pass-time, it can also be a tool of political dissent. Remember: if they lied about Santa, take a wild guess about your upward mobility.'
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Ecard text: When i need cheering up, i just try to imagine everything and everyone around me on fire. try it - you'll feel a whole lot better.
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Ecard text: this place is going to burn to the ground one night when i just happen to have an airtight alibi.
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