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Just Because Ecards

See also Inspirational TGIF Workplace WTF Zombie

WTF ecard with text: now it's a frothy discharge. is that wrong?

frothy discharge

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Workplace ecard with text: The money we save by sending free ecards instead of expensive gifts may then be completely wasted on alcohol. they'll say we're cheap, but no one ever appreciates the rich subtleties of genius.

the money we save

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WTF ecard with text: This lizard ate all my weed, turned blue and started talking about Jesus. Best night of my life. Ever.

lizard ate my weed

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Inspirational ecard with text: nobody can ever know that we are goddamned ninjas

goddamned ninjas

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Zombie ecard with text: zombies have been spotted! this is a test of our zombie emergency messaging system. thank you for participating in this drill.

zombies spotted

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Inspirational ecard with text: god grant us the strength to punish the self-righteous

grant us strength

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Zombie ecard with text: this man attempted to reason with zombies. don't be like him. remember - handle all human-zombie dialog with a 12-gauge double-barreled remington. let's all be prepared!

dont reason with zombies

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WTF ecard with text: there is nothing wrong with having imaginary friends. Mine just happens to be a predator who hunts aliens and collects human spines as a hobby. this is mickey - isn't he rad?

imaginary friends

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Workplace ecard with text: congratulations - we've been sober for one entire day

sober for one day

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Zombie ecard with text: it might be lots of fun but all an uzi will do is piss the zombies off. remember a chainsaw is your best friend

lots of fun, but

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