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Just Because Ecards

WTF Ecard with text: now it's a frothy discharge. is that wrong?

frothy discharge

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WTF

Workplace Ecard with text: The money we save by sending free ecards instead of expensive gifts may then be completely wasted on alcohol. they'll say we're cheap, but no one ever appreciates the rich subtleties of genius.

the money we save

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Workplace

WTF Ecard with text: This lizard ate all my weed, turned blue and started talking about Jesus. Best night of my life. Ever.

lizard ate my weed

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WTF

Inspirational Ecard with text: nobody can ever know that we are goddamned ninjas

goddamned ninjas

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Inspirational

Zombie Ecard with text: zombies have been spotted! this is a test of our zombie emergency messaging system. thank you for participating in this drill.

zombies spotted

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Zombie

Inspirational Ecard with text: god grant us the strength to punish the self-righteous

grant us strength

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Inspirational

Zombie Ecard with text: this man attempted to reason with zombies. don't be like him. remember - handle all human-zombie dialog with a 12-gauge double-barreled remington. let's all be prepared!

dont reason with zombies

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Zombie

WTF Ecard with text: there is nothing wrong with having imaginary friends. Mine just happens to be a predator who hunts aliens and collects human spines as a hobby. this is mickey - isn't he rad?

imaginary friends

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WTF

Workplace Ecard with text: congratulations - we've been sober for one entire day

sober for one day

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Workplace

Zombie Ecard with text: it might be lots of fun but all an uzi will do is piss the zombies off. remember a chainsaw is your best friend

lots of fun, but

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Zombie