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Thank God its Friday. Looks like someone's got a case of the Fridays.

TGIF stands for Thank God It’s Friday, an expression that signifies joy about the end of the work week. TGIF also expresses hope that a weekend of debauchery will compensate for the fresh hell endured from Monday to Friday. Here at Wrongcards TGIF is used to convey that sentiment and that sentiment only. The acronym should never be spoken out loud. If a colleague or co-worker says to you ‘T-G-I-F’ you might have a slight personnel problem in your workplace. Or perhaps they merely have a bad case of the Mondays. You might as well send them to work colleagues. What are they going to do - fire you on a Friday?

TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and nobody's desk mysteriously caught fire.
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about this card: god of fire | Sometimes I like to re-evaluate myself as an individual and, when I do, I like to give myself 10 out of 10 for self-critical-ness. I'm a simple guy who always tells the truth except if I don't feel like it or get carried away, which is pretty rare but it does happen when I'm at George Clooney's place. I'm not his coolest friend but he's like, 'Kris - you're in my top three'. So that's why I'm happy today.
TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and the week did not end with me walking about wearing a necklace made from the ears of bureaucrats.
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about this card: ears | I like to think of myself as someone who can get along with anybody except for clowns, bureaucrats and werewolves. But filling out forms with a pen is, uh, mental torture. Forms make me agitated. I scribble, panic, weep. I yell lots about 'not wanting to live in this plane of reality'. Anyway. I had to fill out a form today. You can kinda tell, can't you?
TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and my rich inner life has not yet come to the attention of upper management.
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about this card: rich inner life | 'People say to me: Che - how do you do it? I say 'hard work and nothing more'. But the truth is that everything pretty much depends on Human Resources not paying too much attention to me. Happy Friday you lot.'
TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and nobody in Senior Management was brutally stabbed to death with a pen due to an unfortunate misunderstanding.
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about this card: stabby | One day, when someone finally hires me to work in senior management, I'm going to have to quietly make this wrongcard disappear. And if you're thinking, 'Kris you are not cut out for senior management', my response to you is that 'neither is anyone I have actually met who works in senior management, so there.' Happy Friday.
TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and we have not been devoured by a phalanx of Komodo Dragons.
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about this card: phalanx | The week is winding down and you survived. Yes, you survived the strange and the unexpected. And, celebrating this triumph, today's wrongcard reminds us all to remain ever vigilant. Remember, if you stay paranoid, you'll stay alive. For a while anyway. Happy Friday to you all!