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Flirting Ecards

Flirting ecard with text: custard is also a lubricant

custard is a lubricant

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of my day abusing substances. So far I think the best substance to abuse has been chocolate pudding. But your mileage may vary.

Flirting ecard with text: tonight, it's just about you and me, and morris, my mildly bi-curious teddybear.

about you and me

This is one of the very first flirting cards we published. I feel that it is emotionally honest to let a person know just how awesome the night is going to be well in advance. It also gives them the chance to opt out in case they cannot handle high levels of pleasure.