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Flirting and Pick Up Lines | PAGE 3

Pick Up Lines. To be used as a flirtation device. They won't work, but it'll be fun to watch.


Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: you make me feel delightfully impure
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: let's act like the webcam isn't switched on.
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: darling, it'll only take thirty seconds, but at least one of us will be feeling much better.
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: i love you please dont beat me with a stick
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: tonight, it's just about you and me, and morris, my mildly bi-curious teddybear.
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about this card: about you and me | This is one of the very first flirting cards we published. I feel that it is emotionally honest to let a person know just how awesome the night is going to be well in advance. It also gives them the chance to opt out in case they cannot handle high levels of pleasure.
Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: let's increase our mental health awareness by pretending we have Tourette's Syndrome. Whenever, say, we find ourselves having sex. together we can make this world a better place!
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: i want to see more of you. could you stand closer to the window when you're naked?
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: just remember, tonight's safe word is 'hmmffmmmff'
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: i'm afraid this ecard will require some imagination on your part, as well as some clever guess work about my intentions. but maybe you'll get lucky
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: 'im in this emotionally vulnerable state right now and somebody could totally take advantage of me'
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: 'Honey, I wanna get crazy tonight and Im not going to lie: things are gonna get weird.'
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: im still waiting to be sexually harrassed
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