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Flirting Ecards

Flirting Ecard with text: custard is also a lubricant

custard is a lubricant

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of my day abusing substances. So far I think the best substance to abuse has been chocolate pudding. But your mileage may vary.

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Flirting Ecard with text: i wasn't this confused before I met you.

i wasn't this confused

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Flirting Ecard with text: help! i think i've just worked out a new fetish

worked something out

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Flirting Ecard with text: Isn't it time we talked about exchanging venereal diseases?

venereal diseases

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Flirting Ecard with text: you make me feel delightfully impure

delightfully impure

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Flirting Ecard with text: let's act like the webcam isn't switched on.

sure no webcam

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Flirting Ecard with text: darling, it'll only take thirty seconds, but at least one of us will be feeling much better.

only thirty seconds

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Flirting Ecard with text: i love you please dont beat me with a stick

dont beat me

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Flirting Ecard with text: tonight, it's just about you and me, and morris, my mildly bi-curious teddybear.

about you and me

This is one of the very first flirting cards we published. I feel that it is emotionally honest to let a person know just how awesome the night is going to be well in advance. It also gives them the chance to opt out in case they cannot handle high levels of pleasure.

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Flirting Ecard with text: let's increase our mental health awareness by pretending we have Tourette's Syndrome. Whenever, say, we find ourselves having sex. together we can make this world a better place!

tourettes

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