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Thinking of You ecard: I have my own religion and in that religion all pandas secretly hate you. Ecard image showing: I have my own religion and in that religion all pandas secretly hate you.

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On Wednesdays I like to post a link to an older card and then spend the rest of my day campaigning for religious tolerance, particularly for all religions that correctly agree with my own views, unlike those other heretic religions that I hate and would burn to the ground if the law wasn’t so restrictive.
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Published on 18 Sep 2009

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On Wednesdays I like to post a link to an older card and then spend the rest of my day campaigning for religious tolerance, particularly for all religions that correctly agree with my own views, unlike those other heretic religions that I hate and would burn to the ground if the law wasn't so restrictive.

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