![Valentines Ecard with text: If you think about it, there's nothing sexier than an octopus.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/1511_huefb9be05d9e591f12ba35ed072669888_43404_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | Well, I wrote a book and it turns out that everybody who knows me will only read it if I suggest THEY’RE in the book (narcissism is rampant these days. SAD!) So I just hint that they only turn up in this one very tasteful sex scene with an octopus, and off they go to buy my book! Works a charm. It’s all nonsense - little kids could read my book - but the point is, wow I’m a marketing god.
1 Feb 2019