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Valentines ecard: If you think about it, there's nothing sexier than an octopus. Ecard image showing: If you think about it, there's nothing sexier than an octopus.

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Well, I wrote a book and it turns out that everybody who knows me will only read it if I suggest THEY’RE in the book (narcissism is rampant these days. SAD!) So I just hint that they only turn up in this one very tasteful sex scene with an octopus, and off they go to buy my book! Works a charm. It’s all nonsense - little kids could read my book - but the point is, wow I’m a marketing god.
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sexy octopus

Well, I wrote a book and it turns out that everybody who knows me will only read it if I suggest THEY'RE in the book (narcissism is rampant these days. SAD!) So I just hint that they only turn up in this one very tasteful sex scene with an octopus, and off they go to buy my book! Works a charm. It's all nonsense - little kids could read my book - but the point is, wow I'm a marketing god.

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If you think about it, there's nothing sexier than an octopus.

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