![Christmas Ecard with text: One thing that really sucked about Jesus life was having to get his birthday presents AND Christmas presents on the same day each year.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/1502_hue2053d2b1f3c1f371d32675b171d2b91_75312_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | I’m kind of a Spiritual Expert. Answers to big theological questions, like, ‘how much eggnog should ideally be consumed with a vindaloo curry’, or ‘which house is the easiest to steal a Christmas tree from’ are easy for me. And I’m good at Christmas too; I love setting deer traps on the roof, I love putting out cookies and absinthe for Santa. BTW when Jesus comes back I’m sending him this card.
20 Dec 2017