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Christmas ecard: One thing that really sucked about Jesus life was having to get his birthday presents AND Christmas presents on the same day each year. Ecard image showing: One thing that really sucked about Jesus life was having to get his birthday presents AND Christmas presents on the same day each year.

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I’m kind of a Spiritual Expert. Answers to big theological questions, like, ‘how much eggnog should ideally be consumed with a vindaloo curry’, or ‘which house is the easiest to steal a Christmas tree from’ are easy for me. And I’m good at Christmas too; I love setting deer traps on the roof, I love putting out cookies and absinthe for Santa. BTW when Jesus comes back I’m sending him this card.
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