Free ecards that are wrong for every occasion.
Birthday Ecard with text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY I foretell a strange year filled with eerie people. Sheep might appear mysteriously then disappear. A close friend may need to borrow money for fairly solid reasons.


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somewhat related wrongcards

Thinking of You Ecard with text: i can't find anything in the bible prohibiting inflatable sheep - so i think you're in the clear with jesus.
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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: If God didnt want me to practice on you he would have given me a sheep farm.
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WTF Ecard with text: No matter how lonely you get never turn to sheep. They are very disappointing, emotionally, even though they squirm nicely.
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