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Thinking of You Ecard with text: i can't find anything in the bible prohibiting inflatable sheep - so i think you're in the clear with jesus.
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about this card: inflatable sheep | So I invented Rehash Wednesday years ago but the world stole my idea and made it #ThrowbackThursday to avoid having to pay me royalties. Which is fine because I am nice, even people who haven’t met me say so all the time. Anyhow, I’m told there is a lot of yellow in this card but I haven’t been able to see yellow since I got angry that one time and ate some lead pencils. I think this card is about sheep and morality.
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