about this card:sheep | I know many of you hope one day to find a special someone with an excellent credit history and maybe go in on a thirty-year fixed-rate mortgage together. I too am a romantic. But romance isn’t just about money - there’s a biological aspect to it too. If you don’t send today’s card to a potential co-mortgage signatory then you’ll never have any offspring to fight about in court. I’m here to help.
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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?