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Workplace Ecard with text: I have been looking into it and apparently being evil pays pretty well and is probably more rewarding than what I'm doing now.
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about this card: being evil | Do you ever find yourself blacking out and waking up hours later in a field several miles from your home holding a dead squirrel and having no memory of how you got there? Yeah, I don’t either and I blame the people around me for expecting more of me than that. I did a card about Being Evil. I don’t advise sending it to anyone.
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