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St. Patrick's Day Ecard with text: Let's celebrate St Patricks Day by dividing into two teams along arbitrary religious lines and then beating each other senseless.
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about this card: irish brawl | I’m not saying that St. Patricks Day is a conspiracy perpetrated by Irish brewing countries in league with a cartel of manufacturers of green food coloring. No wait a minute, that IS what I’m trying to say. Sorry, there’s something about this holiday that gets me all muddled. It might possibly be the alcohol speaking. Look, I’m very good at research.
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