Free WTF Ecard: 'Darts and Clowns' | Wrongcards

WTF Ecard with text: If life has taught me anything it is that the best time to throw darts at a clown is when he is juggling. — about this card: darts and clowns | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day using inexplicable similes. This is, of course, the only routine I have but it still gnaws at my mind like a rabid woodchuck. That aside, can we all agree that there is something horribly wrong with clowns?

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CheerUp Ecard with text: When they came for the clowns, I did not speak out - because I felt pretty good about it really. And in conclusion I would like to add WOOHOO! (Picture of a clown being dragged away).

Thinking of You Ecard with text: You are the best thing that ever happened to me except for that one time when I found half a clown under a bridge. That was a great day!

Inspirational Ecard with text: You would be much happier if you focused on more positive things. With a picture of a dead clown.

CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. Trust me, somewhere out there, alone and afraid in the woods, a clown is suffering.

Reminder Ecard with text: You cannot kill a clown with logic. But you can kill it with a hammer.

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