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WTF Ecard with text: If life has taught me anything it is that the best time to throw darts at a clown is when he is juggling.
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about this card: darts and clowns | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day using inexplicable similes. This is, of course, the only routine I have but it still gnaws at my mind like a rabid woodchuck. That aside, can we all agree that there is something horribly wrong with clowns?
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CheerUp Ecard with text: When they came for the clowns, I did not speak out - because I felt pretty good about it really. And in conclusion I would like to add WOOHOO! (Picture of a clown being dragged away).
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Reminder Ecard with text: You cannot kill a clown with logic. But you can kill it with a hammer.
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