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WTF ecard: If life has taught me anything it is that the best time to throw darts at a clown is when he is juggling. Ecard image showing: If life has taught me anything it is that the best time to throw darts at a clown is when he is juggling.

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On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day using inexplicable similes. This is, of course, the only routine I have but it still gnaws at my mind like a rabid woodchuck. That aside, can we all agree that there is something horribly wrong with clowns?
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Published on 10 Nov 2011

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darts and clowns

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day using inexplicable similes. This is, of course, the only routine I have but it still gnaws at my mind like a rabid woodchuck. That aside, can we all agree that there is something horribly wrong with clowns?

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If life has taught me anything it is that the best time to throw darts at a clown is when he is juggling.

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