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Thinking of You Ecard with text: You are the best thing that ever happened to me except for that one time when I found half a clown under a bridge. That was a great day!
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about this card: best thing | People often say to me ‘hey, be careful or you’ll set fire to that couch!’ Another thing they say is, ‘you’re a good guy, Che, and a pillar of this community.’ And I’m thankful too, which is something you should always feel or at least pretend to feel. This morning I made this card as a way of saying Thank You to people. Don’t thank me - well, no, you should absolutely thank me. That’s the point, right?
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