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Thinking of You Ecard with text: You are the best thing that ever happened to me except for that one time when I found half a clown under a bridge. That was a great day! — about this card: best thing | People often say to me ‘hey, be careful or you’ll set fire to that couch!’ Another thing they say is, ‘you’re a good guy, Che, and a pillar of this community.’ And I’m thankful too, which is something you should always feel or at least pretend to feel. This morning I made this card as a way of saying Thank You to people. Don’t thank me - well, no, you should absolutely thank me. That’s the point, right?

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CheerUp Ecard with text: When they came for the clowns, I did not speak out - because I felt pretty good about it really. And in conclusion I would like to add WOOHOO! (Picture of a clown being dragged away).

Inspirational Ecard with text: You would be much happier if you focused on more positive things. With a picture of a dead clown.

CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. Trust me, somewhere out there, alone and afraid in the woods, a clown is suffering.

Reminders Ecard with text: You cannot kill a clown with logic. But you can kill it with a hammer.

Reminders Ecard with text: Before embarking on a journey of revenge, dig two graves in case you happen to meet a clown out there.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?