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Inspirational Ecard with text: You would be much happier if you focused on more positive things. With a picture of a dead clown. — about this card: positive things | I don’t remember drawing a picture of a severed clown head on a spear. But I must have, because here it is. Published in 2013 as an inspirational card. And I have absolutely no recollection of doing it, either. Anyway, yet another reason I won’t do therapy. Because I’d have to talk about this sort of thing.

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CheerUp Ecard with text: When they came for the clowns, I did not speak out - because I felt pretty good about it really. And in conclusion I would like to add WOOHOO! (Picture of a clown being dragged away).

Thinking of You Ecard with text: You are the best thing that ever happened to me except for that one time when I found half a clown under a bridge. That was a great day!

CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. Trust me, somewhere out there, alone and afraid in the woods, a clown is suffering.

Reminders Ecard with text: You cannot kill a clown with logic. But you can kill it with a hammer.

Reminders Ecard with text: Before embarking on a journey of revenge, dig two graves in case you happen to meet a clown out there.

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