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Inspirational ecard: You would be much happier if you focused on more positive things. With a picture of a dead clown. Ecard image showing: You would be much happier if you focused on more positive things. With a picture of a dead clown.

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I don’t remember drawing a picture of a severed clown head on a spear. But I must have, because here it is. Published in 2013 as an inspirational card. And I have absolutely no recollection of doing it, either. Anyway, yet another reason I won’t do therapy. Because I’d have to talk about this sort of thing.
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Published on 24 Jul 2013

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positive things

I don't remember drawing a picture of a severed clown head on a spear. But I must have, because here it is. Published in 2013 as an inspirational card. And I have absolutely no recollection of doing it, either. Anyway, yet another reason I won't do therapy. Because I'd have to talk about this sort of thing.

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You would be much happier if you focused on more positive things. With a picture of a dead clown.

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