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The problem with having a nice temperament like mine is that only an unreasonable person can ever be angry at me. One way to know if someone is angry is when they bang cutlery loudly in the kitchen sink. It's not a useful tip if you happen to be outside the kitchen so I guess I can only answer 'some' questions. Like is god real? Yep, he's over at my house some nights. We play dice.

How I Cheer Myself Up During the Holidays

I like living here in Cambridge, Massachusetts, for at least six months out of every year. Then it gets cold and dark and dismal, and you have to be very deliberate about cheering yourself up. Here's an example of how I do that. read more

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