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Inspirational Ecard with text: You would be much happier if you focused on more positive things. With a picture of a dead clown.
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about this card: positive things | I don’t remember drawing a picture of a severed clown head on a spear. But I must have, because here it is. Published in 2013 as an inspirational card. And I have absolutely no recollection of doing it, either. Anyway, yet another reason I won’t do therapy. Because I’d have to talk about this sort of thing.
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