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Chores. Some want to do them, some don’t. The problem is that the people who WANT to do chores always insist that the people who DON’T want to do them should also want to do them. I’d rather lay on a beach than do chores myself, but I’ve always been an individualist. Here’s today’s card.
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Published on 16 Sep 2010

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divided labor

Chores. Some want to do them, some don't. The problem is that the people who WANT to do chores always insist that the people who DON'T want to do them should also want to do them. I'd rather lay on a beach than do chores myself, but I've always been an individualist. Here's today's card.

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How about you do all the housework and i'll focus on being awesome, and one day i'll thank you briefly in an appendix of my memoirs.

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