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TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and the week did not end with me walking about wearing a necklace made from the ears of bureaucrats. — about this card: ears | I like to think of myself as someone who can get along with anybody except for clowns, bureaucrats and werewolves. But filling out forms with a pen is, uh, mental torture. Forms make me agitated. I scribble, panic, weep. I yell lots about ’not wanting to live in this plane of reality’. Anyway. I had to fill out a form today. You can kinda tell, can’t you?

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Workplace Ecard with text: 'They say it's our fear of failure that holds us back. But I blame Human Resources for hiring stupid middle-managers.''

TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and my rich inner life has not yet come to the attention of upper management.

Workplace Ecard with text: Everybody works for the man. But nobody knows who the man is. But one day I will find out who he is and strangle him. And then I will be the man. Until then, your job is to buy me lunch and appreciate me. Later I will probably reward you.

Workplace Ecard with text: I have no particular opinion about the overall worth of middle-management. And a picture of a hanging man in silhouette.

Workplace Ecard with text: 'i will be busy all day concealing a violent attitude towards authority and I do not wish to be disturbed'

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?