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Even though I’ve played every Grand Theft Auto game to death, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts still refuses to issue me with a driver’s license. And while I will concede that I don’t know how to drive a car, why are they singling ME out?! Whatever. I’m over it. If you ever ride public transport in Boston and hear an Australian guy talking about garden gnomes, come over and say hi…
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Published on 30 Jan 2013

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gnomes live

Even though I've played every Grand Theft Auto game to death, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts still refuses to issue me with a driver's license. And while I will concede that I don't know how to drive a car, why are they singling ME out?! Whatever. I'm over it. If you ever ride public transport in Boston and hear an Australian guy talking about garden gnomes, come over and say hi...

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If garden gnomes are not secretly alive, how do you explain the little bastards moving around when we're not looking?

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