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CheerUp ecard: Cheer up. It's not as if it is your 'Muppet Movie Meets Lord of the Flies' screenplay that is out there receiving only lukewarm interest from all the major Hollywood studios. Ecard image showing: Cheer up. It's not as if it is your 'Muppet Movie Meets Lord of the Flies' screenplay that is out there receiving only lukewarm interest from all the major Hollywood studios.

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Miss Piggy terrified Kermit and was physically abusive and I alone noticed! Six year old me was FREAKED that everyone forgave her. She’s the Charlie Sheen of Muppet World. The only reason today’s wrongcard exists is because I have always wanted her head on a stick. I have now formally addressed this topic. Moving on…
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Published on 28 Nov 2010

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improbable muppets movie

Miss Piggy terrified Kermit and was physically abusive and I alone noticed! Six year old me was FREAKED that everyone forgave her. She's the Charlie Sheen of Muppet World. The only reason today's wrongcard exists is because I have always wanted her head on a stick. I have now formally addressed this topic. Moving on...

tags:piggy, pigs, muppets, lord of the flies, william golding, muppet, miss piggy

Cheer up. It's not as if it is your 'Muppet Movie Meets Lord of the Flies' screenplay that is out there receiving only lukewarm interest from all the major Hollywood studios.

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