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CheerUp Ecard with text: I am sorry you are depressed and hope it is a rational depression arising from feelings of helplessness and futility about the world's burgeoning ecological problems and not because you have silly hair.
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about this card: rational depression | Today’s card is my way of helping people overcome depression. However, you should all understand that I can’t do too good a job on Cheer Up Cards because pharmaceuticals companies will try to sue me for loss of income. So I hope you all have a mostly happy Tuesday.
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Olympics Ecard with text: A picture of a the Olympic Rings as bio-hazards.
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Inspirational Ecard with text: You have no reason to be unhappy. Here are half a dozen better reasons to be unhappy.
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