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Get Well Ecard with text: I suspect you have caught the Swine Flu and it's your fault because I warned you to wear a condom and you didn't listen.
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about this card: suspecting swine flu | “Oh I heard you have swine flu.” “No, I did have a headache but -” “Yeah, sounds like Swine Flu. Stay away from me, man.” “It’s not –” “Hey back off! I don’t need to die right now.”
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