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Excuses ecard: I’m sorry I can’t hang out with you tonight but it’s a full moon and I’m staying inside, because apparently I’m the only one who reacts to possible werewolf infestations responsibly. Ecard image showing: I’m sorry I can’t hang out with you tonight but it’s a full moon and I’m staying inside, because apparently I’m the only one who reacts to possible werewolf infestations responsibly.

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It’s a Friday, and there are all sorts of dreary social obligations standing between you and a good book. That’s where our Excuses Cards can come in handy. By the way, I’m not suggesting that I definitely believe in werewolves. Besides, whenever I suspect that someone is a werewolf I keep it to myself. The last thing we need is a panic.
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Published on 10 Mar 2012

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infested

It's a Friday, and there are all sorts of dreary social obligations standing between you and a good book. That's where our Excuses Cards can come in handy. By the way, I'm not suggesting that I definitely believe in werewolves. Besides, whenever I suspect that someone is a werewolf I keep it to myself. The last thing we need is a panic.

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I’m sorry I can’t hang out with you tonight but it’s a full moon and I’m staying inside, because apparently I’m the only one who reacts to possible werewolf infestations responsibly.

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