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Excuses Ecard with text: I cannot come to work today due to an unfortunate flare-up of inner demons. — about this card: diablo | When they call my number at the Pearly Gates I expect my entry to be a shoe-in. This is not because I have led a conspicuously virtuous life but because of the disconcertingly high body count I have racked up killing demons in video-games. Also nazis, while I’m thinking about it. I’ve probably murdered half a bazillion symbolic demons and nazis - how is that not better than prayer?

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CheerUp Ecard with text: You think you have problems. My Sims are trapped inside a burning house and someone has bricked up the doors. Life can be so sad.

Happy Thanksgiving Ecard with text: I am sorry I cannot attend Thanksgiving with your family but I would rather kill Nazis on a Playstation than sit with them at a dinner table.

Excuses Ecard with text: Cannot hang out. Am a prisoner of my mind and it needs me to kill dragons.

CheerUp Ecard with text: don't worry - there is nothing wrong with you that a good exorcist couldn't fix.

Excuses Ecard with text: The only thing that has prevented me from doing the chores you asked me to do is my discovery that video games are just more enjoyable.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?