![Excuses Ecard with text: I cannot come to work today due to an unfortunate flare-up of inner demons.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/748_hu4eb89cce3ec411832193f157fbced640_69200_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | When they call my number at the Pearly Gates I expect my entry to be a shoe-in. This is not because I have led a conspicuously virtuous life but because of the disconcertingly high body count I have racked up killing demons in video-games. Also nazis, while I’m thinking about it. I’ve probably murdered half a bazillion symbolic demons and nazis - how is that not better than prayer?
18 May 2012