Excuses Ecard with text: I cannot come to work today due to an unfortunate flare-up of inner demons.

About This Card | When they call my number at the Pearly Gates I expect my entry to be a shoe-in. This is not because I have led a conspicuously virtuous life but because of the disconcertingly high body count I have racked up killing demons in video-games. Also nazis, while I’m thinking about it. I’ve probably murdered half a bazillion symbolic demons and nazis - how is that not better than prayer?

18 May 2012