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WTF ecard: God has appeared to me and revealed that you must make yourself more agreeable to me. Ecard image showing: God has appeared to me and revealed that you must make yourself more agreeable to me.

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On Wednesdays I like to post an older card, and then spend the rest of the day working undercover at a company that manufactures cafe furniture. For years I’ve been secretly implementing policies that ensure all cafe tables are sold with one leg slightly too short. I guess some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Published on 4 Oct 2012

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make yourself agreeable

On Wednesdays I like to post an older card, and then spend the rest of the day working undercover at a company that manufactures cafe furniture. For years I've been secretly implementing policies that ensure all cafe tables are sold with one leg slightly too short. I guess some men just want to watch the world burn.

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