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I have a theory. Have you ever vomited and thought: ‘My God, there’s tiny bits of carrots in it. Look at ’em all. Wait, I didn’t eat carrots. When’s the last time I ate carrots? I need to eat more carrots.’ Anyway I have a theory. Your appendix? It produces tiny pieces of carrot for when you throw up. That’s my theory. (I never said it was a good theory).
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Published on 2 Aug 2013

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I have a theory. Have you ever vomited and thought: 'My God, there's tiny bits of carrots in it. Look at 'em all. Wait, I didn't eat carrots. When's the last time I ate carrots? I need to eat more carrots.' Anyway I have a theory. Your appendix? It produces tiny pieces of carrot for when you throw up. That's my theory. (I never said it was a good theory).

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I was sorry to hear that you had died, and am sending you this ecard on the chance that I simply misheard.

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