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A lot of men find it difficult to express themselves emotionally, but that’s only because a lot of men these days don’t drink a lot of whiskey. Men, it’s easy to speak your mind; all you have to do is make sure nobody is home, lock the doors and whisper. I can’t believe we have a reputation for being unable to communicate.
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A lot of men find it difficult to express themselves emotionally, but that's only because a lot of men these days don't drink a lot of whiskey. Men, it's easy to speak your mind; all you have to do is make sure nobody is home, lock the doors and whisper. I can't believe we have a reputation for being unable to communicate.

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