![WTF Ecard with text: The great benefit to exclusively having sex with an octopus is that it won't live long enough for you both to reach that 'rocky' phase of the relationship.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/1166_hub137e59d06bf47869cf0520cd3c68d0b_16436_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | Lately a lot of people have been assuming I was dead. It’s strange how a man can’t paint himself a greenish hue and lay about near busy intersections without everyone making weird assumptions. Now you might think of vampires as a sort of sublimated necrophiliac rape fantasy but that doesn’t make them any less creepy. Today’s card contains an octopus. The mention of vampires was just randomness.
12 Oct 2014