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Romance Ecard with text: I would like to move our relationship to a new level, in which I get to have orgasms.
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about this card: new level | As you know I’m determined to rescue romance from a culture saturated in half-measures and moderation. Everyone needs a mission I suppose. And maybe it’s because I’m from privilege, having been raised on up-market cat food by Nanna in a caravan in South-East Queensland, but I find myself wanting to give back to society. So - if this card doesn’t help you, you must be very lost.
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