Flirting Ecard with text: Now that we have done everything else, the next thing I would like for us to try is foreplay.

About This Card | Let’s say you’re romantically involved with a balloon animal. Society doesn’t understand - it never does - and you have to sneak out to this one Italian restaurant where the staff aren’t all that judgmental. Now one night, over a candlelit dinner, she wafts across the table and touches the candle flame. Pop! She’s dead! Do you tip the waiter for one meal or two?

18 Jul 2013