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Flirting Ecard with text: Now that we have done everything else, the next thing I would like for us to try is foreplay.
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about this card: next thing to try | Let’s say you’re romantically involved with a balloon animal. Society doesn’t understand - it never does - and you have to sneak out to this one Italian restaurant where the staff aren’t all that judgmental. Now one night, over a candlelit dinner, she wafts across the table and touches the candle flame. Pop! She’s dead! Do you tip the waiter for one meal or two?
The Harvard Skull Fiasco

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