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Valentines ecard: I don't understand the basic point of Valentines Day so let's instead admire this picture of a penguin holding an ice cream. Ecard image showing: I don't understand the basic point of Valentines Day so let's instead admire this picture of a penguin holding an ice cream.

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Ever since 2003 ice cream has been a sad topic for me. You see, that year a girl asked to share my ice cream and unwittingly, I consented. I lost 46% of my bowl of ice cream that day. Tragedy - always lurking in the wings…
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penguin with ice cream

Ever since 2003 ice cream has been a sad topic for me. You see, that year a girl asked to share my ice cream and unwittingly, I consented. I lost 46% of my bowl of ice cream that day. Tragedy - always lurking in the wings...

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