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Jewish ecard: Happy Jewish New Year. Though I think if you move it to January 1st we would all find it easier to remember. Ecard image showing: Happy Jewish New Year. Though I think if you move it to January 1st we would all find it easier to remember.

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So I spent this week camping in the White Mountains in New Hampshire and mostly feeling terrified of bears. The Jewish New Year came and went and I was oblivious to the whole thing this time. Another thing I’m afraid of is firecrackers and people dancing about in dragon costumes. Thank God I’m agnostic.
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Published on 1 Oct 2011

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So I spent this week camping in the White Mountains in New Hampshire and mostly feeling terrified of bears. The Jewish New Year came and went and I was oblivious to the whole thing this time. Another thing I'm afraid of is firecrackers and people dancing about in dragon costumes. Thank God I'm agnostic.

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Happy Jewish New Year. Though I think if you move it to January 1st we would all find it easier to remember.

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