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Happy Hannukah Ecard with text: merry hanukkah. may the Jewish santa bring you lots of amazing stuff! woot!
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merry hanukkah

about this card: merry hanukkah | People. I’m back. Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated - by others, and also by me - for tax purposes, but let’s not get into that now. The important thing is that I’m back, which means it’s time we kicked off this holiday season properly. I’d like to start off Christmas with a Hanukkah card. I know, right?! Look at us all - knowing what Hanukkah is and being all cosmopolitan…
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