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Ecard text: Santa makes all us comfortable with being lied to by authority figures. He teaches us that gullibility is more likely to be rewarded than skepticism.
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Ecard text: 'Hey kids - are you itching to get back at bourgeois status quo? Dont forget: arson isnt just a fun pass-time, it can also be a tool of political dissent. Remember: if they lied about Santa, take a wild guess about your upward mobility.'
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